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What's that word again?

THIS morn­ing the skies opened and dumped about an inch of rain on Long Beach in the space of an hour. But by the time I left for work the weather had calmed down. “Ah,” I thought, “this looks easy”. Then Ev rang to say that there’s a tor­nado warn­ing for Long Beach and could I hang around? Hang around for what, exactly? The tsunami? A couple of minutes later the warn­ing was switched to Orange County which actu­ally was hit by the tor­nado. Any­way, after assur­ing Ev that in case of a massive tidal wave I’d make sure to save the cats regard­less of how drowned I was, I set off for work. Mis­take…

This is Ocean Boulevard com­ing up to Bay­shore Drive. I don’t think I encountered flood­ing like this in Wales. Well, I prob­ably did, I mean after all it’s Wales, but I can’t remem­ber the last time I drove down a road that was so lack­ing in… um… what’s that word… oh, that’s it: DRAINS.

So me and the Mini made it through that one, only to face this a few minutes later:

Almost the entire length of Ocean’s run through down­town was flooded. Driv­ing through this is sort of fun (espe­cially try­ing to manip­u­late the cam­era, steer­ing wheel and gear­stick) but it sud­denly struck me: I don’t think Minis are made for this. But the little bug­ger made it through and I sped down the rest of Ocean to the free­way exit.

Does any­where in this city have drains? But I was on the free­way, rev­ving up to 75, fly­ing along without a care in the world! Until I came to a dead halt. For even the bloody 710 was flooded - not that I knew that until I reached the water about a quarter of a mile and 30 minutes later…

So with that flood behind me I sped up in another des­per­ate attempt to make it to the office only for (you’ve guessed it) this:

If you listen care­fully you can hear me start­ing to whim­per around the six-minute mark. After mak­ing my way slowly through this one it was plain sail­ing (pun inten­ded) to the office, even if it took me two hours to go 40 miles. The 710 was closed soon after I got to Glend­ale, so it looks like I’m on the 605 going home tonight.

4 comments to What’s that word again?

  • whikerybasket

    If you start at 5:45 you get to hear you say, “ooooooh my gooood Hey Mini!” Hil­ari­ous.

  • James

    It must make a change to have weather.

    Now you know why we moan about it so much. Esp. in the UK where ½ inch of snow brings a sort of ..erm.. melt­down and more than a light drizzle leads to some poor sod get­ting flooded out see­ing as all new houses are built on flood plains ‘cos the country’s so crowded there’s nowhere else to build them.

    Snow­ing here at the moment. Net effect: severe decrease in road fric­tion and a light grey murk rather than our usual dark grey murk.

    Still, at least we gen­er­ally have drains…which leads to some poor sod get­ting flooded because they empty into rivers which have flood­plains

  • planetmut

    “We”? “We”? I’m a bloody Brit too, James, and am well versed in moan­ing about the weather… you should hear me when it’s 104 degrees in Glend­ale :-)

  • Tobias

    Had a prob­lem like this a few years ago when I was liv­ing in Somer­set.
    Hap­ply driv­ing down the road to work (sorry glumly driv­ing down the road to work), the road in ques­tion being a coun­try lane about one and a half cars wide com­monly driven along by milk tankers at just shy of light speed, the time half past dark o’clock when I came across a flood. I drove on, brave me, and real­ised that the water was higher than the bot­tom of my doors. As I reached the middle (return­ing were as tedi­ous as to go o’er) the @*&“ing car stalled… as I was try­ing to start the engine the thought occured that the water was over my exhaust pipe and that this might be some­thing of a prob­lem (the internal com­bus­tion engine was and remains some­thing of a mys­tery to me sim­ilar to Bib­lical lit­er­al­ism and the endur­ing pop­ular­ity of Johna­thon Ross)… another thought then occured, with that won­der­ful clar­ity of panic, that if I had to get out of the car my foot­well would fill with water… for­tu­nately on about the fifth attempt the car star­ted (ger­man engin­eer­ing) and I passed without incid­ent, although at a much slower rate than before.
    Don’t envy your trip.

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