IN WHAT can only be described as a totally rational plan and in no way a blatant cash grab, our benevolent overlords who are running the City of Long Beach* have instituted — drumroll please — a cat licensing scheme.

According to the load of bullshit FAQ on the city’s website, licensing the little sods is necessary as a “rabies control measure”. Rabies? What is this, the Dark Ages? This stinks more than an Emric turd in the bathroom sink. Then again I guess Long Beach has to find a way of clawing back the $10 million it just threw at Naples Island (median house price: […]