THIS has become Ev’s new mantra to me whenever I blow my lid at someone or something that bloody annoys me. Some muppet cuts the Mini up? “Just say no to negativity.” I come home to discover the Kardashian slags are not only on the living room telly but also on the one in the bedroom, which no one is actually watching? “Just say no to negativity”. Emric’s pissed in the sink? “Just say no to negativity”.

Now I’m the first to admit that I’m a negative person, or in proper medical terms, a miserable bastard. But I don’t see how I […]