BACON. Not only is it one of the staples of life (along with coffee, Billy’s Western burgers and beans on toast), it’s also fast becoming the weapon of choice in the ongoing war between corporations whose survival depends on making us corpulent. Bacon has infiltrated every aspect of food recently, so it comes as no surprise that Jones Soda has made a bacon-flavoured drink. I knew I had to get my hands on some and as Target and Ralphs turned out to be useless I had to mail-order it.

Here’s what you get for $9.99 plus postage — two bottles of bacon soda, a […]