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And now we have five

squeaker the kitten

SAY hello to Squeaker, the latest addi­tion to our cat sanc­tu­ary home. Ev called me on the free­way because she could hear a kit­ten meow­ing non-stop in our neigh­bour Richard’s shed, the same one that used to house Sponja’s off­spring. I arrived home to have a torch shoved in my hand and was ordered to climb through our broken fence into Richard’s garden to res­cue the little sod (the kit­ten, not Richard). Hop­ing our neigh­bour was a) a heavy sleeper and b) not armed I found Squeaker trapped in a card­board box, unable to get out. Once I’d moved some stuff out of the way I got hold of him and brought him home.

squeaker the kitten

We named him Squeaker because he will not shut up meow­ing, so the first thing we did was feed him:

That stopped him squeak­ing for about six nano­seconds, so we’ve been feed­ing him on and off for the past couple of hours. Thanks to KittenCare.com we real­ised he was also prob­ably freez­ing cold, so he’s now wrapped in a blanket with a heat­ing pad around it. He still won’t shut up, so I guess we can kiss any sleep good­bye tonight. But the import­ant thing is that we saved him; now we just have to get him to shut up for a couple of hours.

4 comments to And now we have five

  • Rachel

    Oh wow. I remem­ber those times. Kit­tens that young are hungry 24/7. And loud. Only when they snuggle up to you at night do they cease the meowsky­ing.

  • Whikerybasket

    Chris is none too happy about me see­ing this. I quote, “Wilkes isn’t aller­gic. If he starts find­ing hair­less cats, we will become a hair­less cat sanc­tu­ary.” I’ll trade you for Paul! Want to cuddles hims!

  • “now we just have to get him to shut up for a couple of hours.”

    Some­times, that’s how I feel about my kids. Wel­come to fath­er­hood!

  • […] also unbe­liev­ably cute. I mean, just look at that little face. We thought Fezzy was cute when we got him, but these are just ador­able. If they’re not climb­ing all over Sponja and mak­ing little squeaky […]

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