Once again you’ve let me and Ev down badly. All we had planned for tonight was watching some telly and playing with Mr Fezziwig. But after coming home from getting something to eat and doing some shopping, I’m going to have to clean your turds out of the bath.
Now, Emric, we realise you’ve always had a problem with crapping in the sink and/or bath. No, wait, let me rephrase that. You’ve never had a problem with crapping in the sink and/or the bath. Or the kitchen floor, for that matter. We’re the ones who have a problem with it because […]