DEAR EMRIC:

Once again you’ve let me and Ev down badly. All we had planned for tonight was watch­ing some telly and play­ing with Mr Fezzi­wig. But after com­ing home from get­ting some­thing to eat and doing some shop­ping, I’m going to have to clean your turds out of the bath.

Now, Emric, we real­ise you’ve always had a prob­lem with crap­ping in the sink and/or bath. No, wait, let me reph­rase that. You’ve never had a prob­lem with crap­ping in the sink and/or the bath. Or the kit­chen floor, for that mat­ter. We’re the ones who have a prob­lem with it because […]