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Taste Test: Bacon milkshake

JACK IN THE BOX has come up with a new and, dare I say, delicious way to kill off its customers — the Bacon Milkshake. Alerted to its presence by our photo editor, I had to spend two days in excruciating suspense until I got hold of one last night. But it’s spent the night in the freezer as even I am not going to consume a 773-calorie concoction at 10pm.

I thought I’d do another video review for this one as a) I haven’t done one since the sour candy and b) apparently that video thoroughly entertained my cousin in London and who […]

Taste Test: Whitman’s Sampler

EV VERY kindly bought me this box of choccies because a) I’m awesome and b) we saw it on the TV show Unwrapped, which presents the history of different food and drink and how they’re made. It’s one of Ev’s favourite programmes and, as such, I have it inflicted on me at regular intervals. To be fair it’s not that bad of a show but the host, Marc Summers, has this odd way of… injecting… pauses… into… his… speech… andthensuddenlyspeedingup before… slowing… down… again. Oh, and he claims every tasty delicious food was made in America, even when it wasn’t, and says […]

Sit just got real

TELLY viewers are doubtless quivering with anticipation at the news that The CW (which I always thought was the country & western station, hence my aversion to it) is launching a new game show called Oh Sit! You can imagine The CW’s executives all high-fiving each other while yelling, “GET IT? IT SOUNDS LIKE “OH SHIT!” AREN’T WE EDGY!!!” Awful pun aside, the programme will be based on musical chairs. Oh, I’m sorry — extreme musical chairs.

Extreme. Musical. Effing. Chairs.

CAN YOU FEEL THE EXTREEEEEME???

According to a press release, the show will feature “20 thrill-seeking daredevils racing head to head through five physically demanding, obstacle […]