SO BONO’S now put himself at the forefront of corporate whoredom by advocating Internet policing as a way to stop file sharing. Apparently, Mr. I’m-Worth-About-$100,000,000 is worried that he won’t be able to afford solid gold taps on one of his downstairs bathrooms and so wrote a New York Times editorial on the importance of tracking net content to see who’s downloading what. Here’s his drivel:

Caution! The only thing protecting the movie and TV industries from the fate that has befallen music and indeed the newspaper business is the size of the files. The immutable laws of bandwidth tell us we’re […]