Ev: “You don’t need another toy car.”

Me: “But it’s the DeLorean from Back To The Future.”

Ev: “You’re nearly 40.”

Me: “It’s got the flux capacitor and everything.”

Ev: “We only came in here for milk and stamps.”

Me: “Look, it’s got the OUTTATIME number plate.”

Ev: “We’re buying a house, we need the money.”

Me: “Wow, it’s even got the cables up the side.”

Ev: “You’re not listening to me, are you?”

Me: “Sorry, what?”

Ev: “Oh, just […]