Ev: “You don’t need another toy car.”
Me: “But it’s the DeLorean from Back To The Future.”
Ev: “You’re nearly 40.”
Me: “It’s got the flux capacitor and everything.”
Ev: “We only came in here for milk and stamps.”
Me: “Look, it’s got the OUTTATIME number plate.”
Ev: “We’re buying a house, we need the money.”
Me: “Wow, it’s even got the cables up the side.”
Ev: “You’re not listening to me, are you?”
Me: “Sorry, what?”
Ev: “Oh, just buy […]



