Hi.

Wel­come to Planet Mut. Estab­lished in 2004, it’s the per­fect out­let for my more sociopathic tend­en­cies. Email me at planetmut@gmail.com.

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OUT Campaign

The Out Campaign: Scarlet Letter of Atheism

Banned Books


Reading


They broke the monitor, too

Our 23″ mon­itor — now with a strip of blown pixels cour­tesy of our shitty movers.

IT JUST never ends, does it? Today I rearranged my office (christened “the murder room” by Shel­ley on account of it being red) and thought, “Hey, why am I using the 20-inch mon­itor when I could be work­ing in style on the 23-inch one?” So off I go to the guest room (guest room, for eff’s sake, guest room) and find it still wrapped in three tow­els with a large “FRAGILE” sticker on the front.

Unfor­tu­nately the epi­leptic howler mon­keys our wreck­ing mov­ing com­pany […]

There are retards. There are Republicans. And then there are Justin Bieber fans.

THIS video, made by satir­ical news­pa­per The Onion, is caus­ing a bit of a stir in the cess­pool that is You­Tube. Well, it’s caus­ing a stir amongst the 11-year-old girls who just OMG like tooooooooootes love Justin!!1!!1!

The trouble is, your aver­age Justin Bieber fan is not only 11 in age but also in IQ and prob­ably thinks “satire” (or should that be $@t¡R3) is a new rap­per. Even my baby niece could see that the video is a piss­take, and a very clever and bloody funny one at that. But no, not the “Beliebers”.

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The urban paradise that is the downtown Long Beach Wal-Mart

Nice to know the thugs and gang­stas are run­ning down­town […]

Giant chrome wheels…

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It's been fun, America...

…but after read­ing this I think I’ll head back to my small, green, sane island. […]