Our 23″ monitor — now with a strip of blown pixels courtesy of our shitty movers.
IT JUST never ends, does it? Today I rearranged my office (christened “the murder room” by Shelley on account of it being red) and thought, “Hey, why am I using the 20-inch monitor when I could be working in style on the 23-inch one?” So off I go to the guest room (guest room, for eff’s sake, guest room) and find it still wrapped in three towels with a large “FRAGILE” sticker on the front.
Unfortunately the epileptic howler monkeys our wrecking moving company […]
THIS video, made by satirical newspaper The Onion, is causing a bit of a stir in the cesspool that is YouTube. Well, it’s causing a stir amongst the 11-year-old girls who just OMG like tooooooooootes love Justin!!1!!1!
The trouble is, your average Justin Bieber fan is not only 11 in age but also in IQ and probably thinks “satire” (or should that be $@t¡R3) is a new rapper. Even my baby niece could see that the video is a pisstake, and a very clever and bloody funny one at that. But no, not the “Beliebers”.
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Nice to know the thugs and gangstas are running downtown […]
…but after reading this I think I’ll head back to my small, green, sane island. […]