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I sunk my iPod

I DON’T think the screen is sup­posed to look like that. It cer­tainly didn’t look so pixel­lated last week­end, but then again last week­end it hadn’t been dropped in a sink full of plates and dirty, soapy water and then spent a week in a bag of oat­meal. In case you need instruc­tions on how to drop your iPod Touch in a full sink, here’s what I found to be the best way:

1. Make sure volume is right up, you’re wear­ing over-the-ear head­phones and a song you really, really like is play­ing.

2. Go into the kit­chen to get a cof­fee.

3. Put […]

Papa’s got a brand-new bag

FAREWELL to the old can­vas satchel that’s served me so well for the past eight years and hello to the new bag in my life - an Aper­ture Sci­ence mes­sen­ger bag in glor­i­ous orange. It’s based on my favour­ite video­game, Portal, and looks great. I wanted to get it a few months back but the price put me off, then Ev got it for me as a birth­day pressie. Lovely.

It’s a lot big­ger than I thought it would be but all that means is that there’s loads of space inside. The front holds pens, an iPod or phone and my note­book […]

Ear we go again

REMEMBER these? Fezzy did. Thanks to him I’ve had to buy a new pair of head­phones as he bit through the wires on my Rebel Alli­ance set. In fact, in order to do that he had to stick his head inside my satchel to get at them, a feat of feline intel­li­gence that fur­thers my belief that he’ll be run­ning the uni­verse by the time he’s three. I didn’t talk to him for two days. So after own­ing these for three weeks, using them twice and chuck­ing them in the bin once, I was forced to switch to the dark side […]

My converter’s running wild

I’M SAD, I know it. But when on the lookout for a new set of head­phones to replace the ones Fezzy chewed up last month I found these on Amazon and bought them. They were about $21 with post­age and look, they’re bloody Rebel Alli­ance head­phones so what else was I going to buy?

Here they are bal­anced against a lens that cost about 12 times as much as the head­phones. I wish I knew where the back­cap is. Oh well. They’re the fold-up kind for easy stor­age and are a fetch­ing shade of bright orange, much brighter than in the pic. […]

Another reason why Minis are fun drives

YEAH, it had to be done. I’ve wanted a Mini Cooper USB drive for ages after see­ing these but $35 for a 2Gb drive is bloody ridicu­lous. Then I thought about mak­ing one of my own but was put off by the simple fact that I’m shit at DIY. So when I spot­ted this 8Gb drive in Staples for $15 it was a case of “where do I pay?”

The drive is built into the Mini’s body and slides out the back…

…giv­ing it the “I bought a book­case at Ikea and for­got I had the Mini” look.

It’s too wide to plug into the […]