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Los Angeles to Lakewood in five minutes

February 8th, 2013 | Category: Mini, Video | Leave a comment

Lakewood to Los Angeles in five minutes

February 7th, 2013 | Category: Mini, Video | Leave a comment

I think I’ve broken a record

EITHER that or the new fuel pump and fil­ter are about to pay for them­selves. Minis are […]

Another reason why Minis are fun drives

YEAH, it had to be done. I’ve wanted a Mini Cooper USB drive for ages after see­ing these but $35 for a 2Gb drive is bloody ridicu­lous. Then I thought about mak­ing one of my own but was put off by the simple fact that I’m shit at DIY. So when I spot­ted this 8Gb drive in Staples for $15 it was a case of “where do I pay?”

The drive is built into the Mini’s body and slides out the back…

…giv­ing it the “I bought a book­case at Ikea and for­got I had the Mini” look.

It’s too wide to plug into the […]

Taking the cakes

I ASKED Jamie to make me a 40th birth­day cake based on my Mini, but I had no idea she’d do such a bloody amaz­ing job of it. From the checkered roof to the bon­net stripes to the GB let­ters to the grille badges, it’s per­fect.

Not to be out­done, Ev got this mas­ter­piece made for me:

Fur­ther cement­ing her pos­i­tion of “abso­lutely awe­some”, Ev also arranged a sur­prise party for me. Loads of friends turned up with food and pressies, so I’d like to thank (in no par­tic­u­lar order) Len­ise, James, Mike, Shan­non, Joa­quin, Shay, Jeff, Amy, Steven, Jamie, Chris, Grant, Brenda, […]