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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEe0qqPAC6E

ANOTHER era’s come to an end with the news that the Concise Oxford English Dictionary is dumping the word “cassette” from its pages because it’s “obsolete” to make way for amazingly exciting and incredibly important new words like “sexting”, “OMG”, “woot”, “LOLZ” and “retweet”. The writing’s been on the wall for years, though — British electronics store Currys announced back in 2007 that it was stopping selling cassettes after sales fell from 8.3 million in 1989 to 100,000 in 2006.

Yet another part of my life has been consigned to the dustbin of history. I have fond memories of cassettes — I […]

There are retards. There are Republicans. And then there are Justin Bieber fans.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Del4eTJXwp8

THIS video, made by satirical newspaper The Onion, is causing a bit of a stir in the cesspool that is YouTube. Well, it’s causing a stir amongst the 11-year-old girls who just OMG like tooooooooootes love Justin!!1!!1!

The trouble is, your average Justin Bieber fan is not only 11 in age but also in IQ and probably thinks “satire” (or should that be $@t¡R3) is a new rapper. Even my baby niece could see that the video is a pisstake, and a very clever and bloody funny one at that. But no, not the “Beliebers”.

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I’d like to see them do this with cats

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHlJODYBLKs

WE CAN’T even get Emric to stop crapping over the side of the litter […]

Teenage girls are stupid

Enough said.

No, wait, there’s more. Do my general thoughts of “WTF is a ‘Justin Beiber’ and how soon can he/she/it go away?” correspond with, say, what my grandparents thought about Elvis Presley or The Beatles? Or what my parents thought about the Sex Pistols? Or what my older cousins thought about Nirvana?

Could it really be me? Am I reaching that point where what I think is good/cool/superior to what you like is no longer regarded as good/cool/superior to what you like? For that matter, was anything I ever liked good/cool/superior to what you like? (Answer: Yes)

Look, I’ve enjoyed some utter crap in my […]