OH DEAR God no! There’s a second Sex And The City movie? WTF? Obviously the demand for a film about four aged, sagging, leathery whores buying overpriced shit and pretending they’re 18 must be greater than anyone with an IQ over 20 would think.

I mean, women, come on  —  are you really as shallow as Hollywood thinks?*

I watched the trailer so you don’t have to. Believe me, the horror is almost Lovecraftian in scope  —  it’s a never-ending sparkly void with less depth than a puddle of dogpiss, a nothingness populated by cackling orange creatures led by a woman with a horse’s head, a […]