OH DEAR God no! There’s a second Sex And The City movie? WTF? Obvi­ously the demand for a film about four aged, sag­ging, leath­ery whores buy­ing over­priced shit and pre­tend­ing they’re 18 must be greater than any­one with an IQ over 20 would think.

I mean, women, come on - are you really as shal­low as Hol­ly­wood thinks?*

I watched the trailer so you don’t have to. Believe me, the hor­ror is almost Love­craf­t­ian in scope - it’s a never-ending sparkly void with less depth than a puddle of dog­piss, a noth­ing­ness pop­u­lated by cack­ling orange creatures led by a woman […]