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PORTAL 2? Next year? I can’t wait that long for a sequel to Portal, I can play the bloody thing blindfolded. And I know all the words to Still Alive:

Portal, for those of you unfortunate enough not to have played/heard/cared about it, is a way of life videogame where you run around Aperture Science’s deserted research centre with only a portal gun and the voice of GlaDOS the insane computer for company. Each room presents a puzzle: how to move to the next one without falling to your death/being burned/shot by turrets/dissolved in […]

Captain Sulu rules

GEORGE TAKEI calls out a former Arkansas School Board member Clint McCance for statements the shitkicking moron made about gay kids, such as “enjoy[ing] the fact that [homosexuals] often give each other AIDS and die”.

McCance, who has resigned, apologised for his comments, saying “I’m sorry I made those ignorant comments and hurt people on a broad spectrum,” which is basically Republican-speak for “shit, I got caught out following the Lord’s plan”. Of course, going by what’s happened to other well-known right-wing homophobes, it shouldn’t be too long before McCance is discovered licking crystal meth off […]

Counting with Siân

October 21st, 2010 | Category: Sian Rose, Video | Leave a comment

Tiger says “cheese”

October 18th, 2010 | Category: Sian Rose, Video | Leave a comment

There are retards. There are Republicans. And then there are Justin Bieber fans.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Del4eTJXwp8

THIS video, made by satirical newspaper The Onion, is causing a bit of a stir in the cesspool that is YouTube. Well, it’s causing a stir amongst the 11-year-old girls who just OMG like tooooooooootes love Justin!!1!!1!

The trouble is, your average Justin Bieber fan is not only 11 in age but also in IQ and probably thinks “satire” (or should that be $@t¡R3) is a new rapper. Even my baby niece could see that the video is a pisstake, and a very clever and bloody funny one at that. But no, not the “Beliebers”.

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I’d like to see them do this with cats

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHlJODYBLKs

WE CAN’T even get Emric to stop crapping over the side of the litter […]

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbIUvoA

(Today would have been HP Lovecraft’s 120th birthday. Hope he avoided the Mountains of […]

Just. Perfect.

And don’t forget this […]

This is a job for... one shit??

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xknub_pILt8

HE’S saying “One Shit”! Who thought this was a good advertising strategy?

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How can Machete fail?

IT’S got Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, millions of machetes, pissed-off Mexicans and a motorbike with a feckin’ […]