PORTAL 2? Next year? I can’t wait that long for a sequel to Portal, I can play the bloody thing blindfolded. And I know all the words to Still Alive:
Portal, for those of you unfortunate enough not to have played/heard/cared about it, is a way of life videogame where you run around Aperture Science’s deserted research centre with only a portal gun and the voice of GlaDOS the insane computer for company. Each room presents a puzzle: how to move to the next one without falling to your death/being burned/shot by turrets/dissolved in […]



