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THIS, my children, is the new KFC DoubleDown. In case you can’t tell from the video, it’s a bacon and cheese sandwiched between two pieces of fried chicken.
Has that sunk in yet? To the horror of us living in civilization, the Double Down was initially only released in Nebraska and Rhode Island. Why California didn’t get it is a mystery but all that’s been forgiven as this masterpiece of meat is available on April 12.
Now, I’ve just been scolded by my doctor for putting on weight since my last visit. I’ve put on 10 pounds, for those interested. (No, […]
…but after reading this I think I’ll head back to my small, green, sane island. […]
DO YOU think Sarah Palin is a good idea? Do you think Glenn Beck is the Messiah? Is the world going to end in 2012? Do you believe Obama is going to sell America to Kenya and turn you all into Chinese people? Then boy, does this shyster hardworking American patriot have a deal for you:
Only $150 for seeds that’ll see me and my family through the collapse of Western democracy? Holy shit, sign me up. I mean it’s not like you can get non-hybrid seeds cheaper anywhere else, is it? And Jesus H Christ just look […]
I THINK Target might be chasing the wrong readership for this particular […]
SO I’M going through the channels tonight trying to find something to watch when I come across some show called The Michael Vick Project on BET (for those of you lucky enough not to get American telly, that’s Black Entertainment Television). The description reads, “Michael Vick works with the Humane Society of the United States in his efforts to end dogfighting”.
My brain is momentarily befuddled. “Michael Vick?” I think to myself. “Why does that name ring a bell? Wait… that Michael Vick? The sack of shit who was convicted of dogfighting? The reprehensible scum-sucking puke who only did 21 months in […]
IF YOU send one of these to a loved one you have failed as a human […]
I’VE always been a bit of a fan of Richard Nixon. I’m not sure why — he’s one of the more reprehensible Republicans to hold office — but at the same time there’s something about the guy that I, well, not admire, but rather find fascinating.
Anyway, I was reading this article on The AV Club and remembered that me and Ev have been meaning to go to the Nixon Library in Yorba Linda. Marine One, the Presidential helicopter from which Nixon gave his famous double-V-sign salute, is there, and I’d mentioned to Ev about getting a Nixon mask and doing the V-sign pose in front […]
HAS April Fool’s Day come early? Some company has come up with a new punctuation mark to denote sarcasm in emails and other written communications. Let’s face it, if the person you’re emailing is so thick they cannot recognise sarcasm when they read it, you shouldn’t be emailing that person; you should be deleting them from your address book/life.
The SarcMark can be downloaded to your PC/Mac for $1.99. After you’ve installed it you can add the mark to your document by pressing Ctrl + > and you get this: . Apparently the mark’s creators, Sarcasm Inc, have already raked in thousands […]
Coming next: It’s Really Green: The Liberal Media Conspiracy To Make You Think The Sky’s Blue, followed no doubt by Dry, Dusty and Gritty: The Liberal Media Conspiracy To Make You Think The Ocean’s Wet.
You lost. Get over […]
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